1) She's the first in her family born without tail.
Anonymous
2) Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley
3) Life was a damned muddle - a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of - everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
4) Life seems nothing more than a quick succession of busy nothings.
From the movie Mansfield Park
5) He who has answer to why to live, can bear almost anyhow.
Friedrich Nietzsche
6) I know what things are good: friendship and work and conversation. These I shall have.
Rupert Brooke
7) Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.
Golda Meir
8) We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Anonymous
9) Looking back, I have this to regret: that too often when I loved, I did not say so
David Grayson
10) God asks no man whether he will accept life. That is not the choice. You must take it. The only question is how.
Henry Ward Beecher
11) If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Author unknown
12) Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
Bruce Lee
13) Wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Baltasar Gracian
14) I should have known better; every happy moment in my life came from lying.
15) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
Samuel Butler
16) The best way to predict the future is to create it.
Peter Drucker
17) If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, where X is work, Y is play, and Z is keep your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein
18) Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
Leon J. Suenes
19) I shall pass through this life but once. Any good therefore that I can do, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it. For I shall never pass this way again.
Etienne de Grellet
20) It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
Marilyn Monroe
21) Take time to do what makes your soul happy.
22) Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity
Elvis Presley
23) The great business of life is to be, to do, to do without, and to depart.
Viscount Morley
24) Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
25) I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before
Anonymous
26) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
Stephen Covey
27) Those that can, do. Those that can't, complain.
Linus Torvalds
28) Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual improvisation.
W. Somerset Maugham
29) Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Author unknown
30) Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George Carlin
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